Monday, 29 July 2013

County Fair Controversy


While Godsmack isn’t really anywhere in my preferences of metal/rock music, I am finding the controversy that they have managed to cause simply by being booked to play a county fair in Jackson, Michigan, USA, slightly enraging and yet incredibly hilarious. 

Why enraging? It's not that it’s a question that even needs to be asked by any reasonable person. The people involved in this situation seem to be anything but reasonable. That’s why it’s slightly enraging. It’s another case of religious zealots attempting to force their (very wrong) opinions onto others. Metal and rock music seems to be an easy target for these ignorant types because it apparently has everything to do with moral decay, satanism and anything else unsavory. Stereo-types that are not true, as the majority of metal heads and those who actually take the time to see the person beyond the long hair and leather jacket can attest to. In fact, I have rarely seen a metal head attempt to force their views onto members of the surrounding community. Perhaps attempt an explanation, but never ignorantly force their opinion about religion (and most other contested matters) onto others. Perhaps being considered a pariah by certain segments of society has led to this, or perhaps it’s a certain type of person that is drawn to metal in the first place. 

Anyways, why should this also be considered hilarious? Read the articles and see if you don’t laugh, or at least shake your head. Some of us tend to laugh at things this outrageous, simply because there isn’t much else to do. For Godsmack to be singled out as a satanist band, and into witchcraft and the devil is laughable to begin with. I can think of plenty of other bands that would be more likely to receive this title from ignorant groups of people. (And a few bands who might actually be interested in those occult, anti-family, anti-christian ideals). The wing-nut crusader who actually wanted to have her name published in the articles (and the church mentioned) seem(s) to truly believe that allowing a rock band to play will cause moral decay in the community. How many times has that been brought forward, without any real evidence? That is what truly makes it funny. Turning it into ‘concern for the community’ instead of a personal crusade against something as trivial as someone else’s choice of listening material. If you don’t like it, don’t listen to it. If you don’t want your children listening to Godsmack, don’t take them to the fair that day. Simple as that. 

The organizers of the fair seem to have handled this laughable matter in a professional and reasonable manner. They have other acts that are more ‘family-friendly’, and are responding to a request for more varied entertainment. I mean, if they’d really wanted to set the zealots and crusaders off, they could have invited Cannibal Corpse or Mayhem to play instead. 



If you want to read the original articles, they’re available here:




Saturday, 27 July 2013

W.A.S.P. - "30 Years Of Thunder"




W.A.S.P. - "30 Years Of Thunder"



I stumbled upon this a few days ago, and having been a W.A.S.P. fan for well over ten years now, couldn’t resist giving it a read. It’s a bit lengthy, but worth a read if you’re interested in the band. I often find it interesting to read about the thought processes that went on behind particular albums and songs, especially if I’m quite familiar with the material beforehand and have drawn my own conclusions as to what may have transpired. Making the comparison with what I think and what the artist was thinking always leaves room for more thought. I guess that’s one of the big positives about music: It doesn’t really matter if it evokes the exact same emotion as what the artist was thinking or intending, but it matters that it makes people think, or just enjoy it for the sake of enjoying something creative. 

Either way, there’s a few good tidbits in this piece. Concerning W.A.S.P. itself, I’ve never been able to figure out why they never seen more popularity in North America than what they did. As far as I’ve observed, and confirmed in this article, W.A.S.P. has always been embraced in Europe. Then again, Europe has always embraced metal much more than North America, for several reasons that I can think of that I will not dare go into...

W.A.S.P. has always struck me as harder, heavier and edgier than several of their contemporaries coming out of the Sunset Strip (and other areas) at the time. I started out my metal fandom partially by listening to eighties ‘hair metal’, and gradually moving onto what can be classed as being more true metal. W.A.S.P. was always one of my favorites, and provided the perfect bridge between the two. I would still love to see this band live. I missed them by one day (due to flights) both times I was in Finland. I missed them the last time they played anywhere near my home due to being well under legal drinking age. Maybe one day....

Still one of my personal favorite albums. 



Thursday, 11 July 2013

Kalmah - Seventh Swamphony Review



Track Listing:
  1. Seventh Swamphony
  2. Deadfall
  3. Pikemaster
  4. Hollo
  5. Windlake Tale
  6. Wolves On The Throne
  7. Black Marten’s Trace
  8. The Trapper


Kalmah seems to be little-known gem in comparison to some of their Finnish counterparts. Their seventh studio album continues on in the style of melodic death metal that they have become known for.


Seventh Swamphony begins with a powerful opening track of the same title. While all of the songs flow and are capable of causing pause for thought, two tracks really stand out. Hollo slows the pace, incorporating some clean vocals to balance out the track. Hollo is a strikingly tragic track, reminiscing on the destruction that humans have caused to the natural world and likely inspired by an actual place in Finland. Black Marten’s Trace opens with a short keyboard segment that immediately piques interest and brings visions of a crisp, winter night. The marten itself is an animal which demonstrates both the ingenuity and cruelty to be found in the forests. This theme is vindicated throughout the entire album. 


The entire album pays tribute to beautiful simplicity to be found in nature, and to those traditional occupations that could not exist if the forests, swamps and lakes did not have a bounty to provide. It speaks to the brutality of the climate and the harsh reality that nature can conjure. Many of the tracks, in sharp contrast to this, show great disdain for the havoc that humankind, in a struggle to become rich and prestigious, has caused. This band, hailing from the northern Finnish city of Oulu, has provided a message that resonates loud and clear, backed by technical and catchy melodies. Seventh Swamphony is a polished near-masterpiece of melodic death metal, and well worth a listen. 

Saturday, 6 July 2013

5 Things You Need To Do In Helsinki



Turisas vocalist Mathias Nygård gives us his take on 5 Things You Need To Do In Helsinki:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sva2-qnf45A




Done and done. The only thing on that list that I have not done is try Fisherman's Friend infused vodka. New weekend project? Perhaps.

Friday, 5 July 2013

Packing For Festivals



Planning on going to a metal festival can be a daunting task. At least, I found it a little daunting several years ago when I travelled overseas to attend a few festivals. Festivals that one can drive to are a totally different story, as the luxury of having one’s vehicle allows you to pack as much as you possibly need and can cram into a vehicle laden with fellow metalheads and coolers full of beer. If you are using a different method of transportation, such as a plane or train into another country, there are several things the unseasoned festival-goer might want to consider. I’m basing this list from my own personal experience, with what I wish I would have taken and what I would take now. I am basing my advice off of someone who will be traveling by plane and bus/train to the festival.


Most festivals have a campground. With some, you have the option of staying in a nearby town in a hotel or hostel, but that’s missing out on half of the experience of a festival. 

If you own a lightweight, backpacking style tent, this is ideal. Again, the keyword is light. If you own a heavier tent, it will also work. Just be prepared to carry the extra weight and account for it in your luggage by either taking less other stuff, or paying overweight luggage fees. A wheeled duffel bag or hockey bag makes transportation of a heavier tent much easier. 

Unless you plan on being completely wasted for the entire festival, you will probably want something reasonably comfortable to sleep on. A sleeping bag by itself doesn’t provide much cushioning from the ground. Typical air mattresses might be an okay option, but they’re heavy and take up a lot of room. If you take one, make sure you have a foot pump, as you probably won’t have access to electricity. If I ever make the festival trek again, I will be investing in a lightweight, compact, backpacking mattress such as an Exped. It seems like the best option, along with a light, compressible backpacking sleeping bag and sleeping bag liner. You could always use just the liner if it gets too warm to use the full sleeping bag at night. If your mattress needs a small, battery operated pump, such as is compatible with some Expeds, make sure you pack it. Many camping mattresses are self inflating, or can be blown up by mouth.

Exped MegaMat. Light weight and about as comfortable as you can get. 



A backpacking stove is another option I would look at, although I can foresee that this could potentially be more hassle than it’s worth, as you can not transport the fuel on an airplane. Depending on which country your festival is in, you could pick up fuel (such as propane canisters) there, or even buy a small stove. Taking backpacking meals may or may not be an option to go with the stove. Due to regulations about transporting food items across borders, this may or may not be a viable option. Buying some food (and potentially a cheap cooler to keep it in) on the way to the festival might be the best option.


Hydration tablets. Add to water and cure your hangover.

Hydration tablets or powder could be a lifesaver at festivals. Along with Advil, or a similar painkiller, and some sunglasses, they could save you from the worst of hangovers. In the heat and sun, they would not be a bad idea, hungover or not. They’re lightweight and come in small containers. All you need is a bottle of water and the majority of festivals seem to have water bottle refill stations. I would hope that the airport security would realize that they’re hydration tablets and let them go unscathed, but I guess you never know.





Sunscreen seems like a given, but is something that would be easy to forget in the midst of remembering to pack everything else. Bringing it from home might be a good idea as reading bottles and trying to figure out their contents when all of the labeling is in a language you do not speak can be interesting. On a similar note, having a cheap rain poncho is also a good idea. Garbage bags with holes cut for your head and arms work in a pinch too. If you have a good, light rain jacket and are responsible enough not to wreck it when enjoying the festivities, bring it along. 

Remember to pack enough clothes to last the entire weekend without having to wash anything. You’re probably going to want to plan to bring shirts, bottoms and undergarments for each day as they’re either going to get sweaty, get wet and muddy or have beer spilt on them. Plenty of socks and at least two pairs of footwear would be ideal. A little bit of rain can turn festival grounds into a giant mud pit in a hurry. 

One of those travel towels that seems impossibly tiny and dries fast might be an option as well. Personally, I’d probably make room for a reasonable sized towel, or two to allow dry time. Towels come in handy if there’s a swimming area, or when you’d like to take a shower, but seem to be something that people commonly forget. 

If you’re someone who wears make-up, bring along a decent sized, but still reasonably compact mirror. It’s much easier to apply make-up, or just make sure you’re looking decent, it a mirror that is larger than the palm of your hand. 



    A camera is a must have. A mobile phone is a must have for some. But what do you do when the battery dies and  you do not have access to electricity to charge the battery? Something I wish I would have known about are devices that use a small solar panel to gather electricity and then use a USB or similar type connection to transfer the power to your battery. While they’re not cheap, they’re not incredibly expensive either and I could find more than one use for one. 


Solar powered battery chargers, available
and compatible with most devices. They
are an excellent idea. 

Figure out ahead of time if the camping area for the festival allows you to bring outside alcohol in and what the restrictions are. It seems that most camping sites will allow you  to bring your own alcohol, but it must remain in the camp site and not be allowed in the actual festival area. Fair enough. Personally, I would avoid glass bottles. Mostly because I don’t want to step on broken glass. Most festival websites have this information    available.

Speaking of broken glass, a small first aid kit is always a good idea. While there are always first aid areas somewhere, having your own small kit can’t hurt. Even just some band-aids and some kind of antiseptic or disinfectant. Vodka works surprisingly well as a disinfectant. A small bottle of hand sanitizer doesn’t take up much space, could be used as a disinfectant in a pinch and is a good option after touching toilet doors that are inevitably pretty dirty. 

A supply of your own toilet paper could be a lifesaver. It seems to always be a hot commodity and in short supply, whether in the campsite or at the festival grounds themselves. It seems to run out a few hours after the gates open. Having your own stash could prevent a lot of embarrassment. If you’re planning on taking a small backpack or bag into the festival, put some toilet paper in it. You’ll thank yourself later. 

Proof of age to get into beer gardens and some cash. Some festivals operate on ticket system where you buy your tickets that can be redeemed and used as cash ahead of time. Others use cash for food, liquor and merchandise purchases. Ensure that you have more than you think you’ll spend as ATMs are often in short supply. The best thing to do is to take out cash at a bank before heading to the festival. VISA and Mastercards generally work in most countries. To avoid huge cash advance fees, take out large amounts of currency at once (and hope you don’t lose it). 

Locks for your tent are another option worth considering. Use them to lock your zippers together, sealing the door, while you are away from your campsite. While it won’t stop someone from getting into your tent if they really want to gain access, it will prevent coming back to find an unexpected guest passed out in your tent. Just make sure that everyone you want to have access to your tent knows the combination or has a key. 

A small, LED light for inside your tent is handy. Bring a second and use it as a flashlight. 

While those who camp often or are seasoned festival goers probably already know these simple things, it never hurts to have a list prepared. Sometimes the small things can make all the difference, and going without can make the experience less than comfortable. Do your research, figure out what you can and cannot bring. Be mindful of weight limitations on airlines and what is manageable on busses and trains. Plan ahead and things should work alright. Those are my suggestions.









Wednesday, 3 July 2013

Five Festival Picks


With summer well upon us, it brings to mind the plethora of metal festivals that are offered every year. From small events to enormous gatherings, there are several to choose from. Europeans seem to be the winners in this game as there are an endless variety of festivals and the travel distances are shorter. While it’s unlikely that I will be able to personally attend any of these festivals any time soon, here are my top five picks for metal festivals to attend based on personal line-up choices and travel destinations:



1. METALDAYS
Location: Tolmin, Slovenia
Mid-July

Formerly going by the title of METALCAMP, the line-up for this festival has proved to be stellar for the last several years. Not to mention the location. Judging by photos, the festival grounds must be some of the most picturesque that one can imagine. The grounds themselves boast two beaches and lie between the Tolminka and Soca rivers. Camping is also free with a valid festival pass, with an additional minimal fee if you’d like to arrive a few days early. METALCAMP always has plenty of bands that I want to see and tends to have the best line-up (for me personally), especially as the festival continues to grow.







2. Tuska Open Air Metal Festival

Location: Helsinki, Finland
End of June / Beginning of July

Having missed this particular gem by a single day on both instances when I traveled to Finland, it is still high on my list of festivals to attend. Tuska generally manages to draw a few big-name acts and several equally good, lesser-knowns. Until 2011, Tuska was located in central Helsinki, in Kaisaniemi park. This location was fantastic due to the close proximity to excellent accommodation options, restaurants, and everything else that one could possibly want to do while in Helsinki. I feel as though I missed a great opportunity by missing out on Tuska while it was staged in Kaisaniemi. 





3. Summer Breeze

Location: Dinkelsbühl, Germany
Mid-August

Summer Breeze is another of those festivals that always seems to have a fantastic line-up. The festival takes place on an airfield, and at under a hundred euros for a full festival pass, including camping and shuttle buses, the cost of the festival itself is not going to break the bank. 



4. Wacken Open Air

Location: Wacken, Germany
Beginning of August

Wacken Open Air is the festival that is on every metal-head’s must-go-to-once list. Arguably the most recognized metal festival, bands from every area of metal can be found playing Wacken. Wacken has managed to sell out and set attendance records several times in it’s history, with visitors totaling often totaling over 80,000. This festival creates a small city around itself, complete with merchandise markets and anything else a metal head could ask for. 


5. Brutal Assault Festival


Location: Fortress Josefov, Czech Republic
Mid-August

Brutal Assault caters to the more extreme side of metal. The festival actually takes place inside an old army fortress, offering undoubtably one of the most unique festival experiences. With pre-cautions about the inherent dangers of being set up inside a fortress and the option for guarded campsites, one may wonder about the safety of attending Brutal Assault. Either way, if proper measures are taken beforehand, it seems to be an experience that would be worth undertaking. 





Honorable mention:

70 000 Tons of Metal

While this isn’t quite your typical festival, as it’s offered on a cruise ship, this is another that I’d like to give a try. Happening in January and sailing from Miami, it offers four days of music, including one stop in a port. Having participated in the inaugural (and potentially final) Barge to Hell Cruise, I would like to give 70 000 Tons a try. With a new cruise ship promised to replace the tired one currently used, and an increased capacity, it promises to be a better experience than Barge to Hell. 70 000 Tons always sells well (opposite to what Barge did), and everyone seems to have an excellent time. Hopefully with a new ship will come vastly improved dining and improvements to make the expensive price tag carry more value for the money.